What about Larry?

The Elf on the Shelf smiling and looking cheeky, with the lights of a Christmas tree blurred in the background.

Recently, late at night, as my wife and I peel ourselves from the sofa to clear away our empty gin glasses and extinguish the Christmas tree fairy lights (by wildly jabbing at an inaccessible switch with a mop) one of us will grumpily exclaim: “Oh God. What the fuck are we going to do with Larry?”

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